Seriously, are you a special kind of stupid

 I had a brief chat with someone 50+ years old speaking of a relationship. He said, "This time I'm going to find true love". Hold up Tanto, wasn't that the same thing you were looking for in all your previous relationships? You mean to tell me that after 20+ "failed" relationships, you're going to approach it the "same" way?

Only a damned fool drives north on a highway each and every time he wants to go west!