Don’t even think about it, kid.
AlaskaAlso known as “suicide.”
CaliforniaBut in Homeward Bound, the dogs just run away from them.
ColoradoWhich means everyone is a criminal outside of Colorado.
ConnecticutYes. We made a GIF for this.
DelawareThe real reason the Newton family had so many St. Bernards.
FloridaIf you’re in Florida reading this, please turn yourself into the local police.
GeorgiaForrest totally has an ice cream cone here.
HawaiiBut Spam can go in anything, anywhere, all the time.
IdahoBut unlimited McDonald’s is totally cool.
Illinois“I got my culinary license so I could test out the rich flavors of Franzia and Yellowtail…”
IowaSame goes for people (or, um, space critters) without noses.
KentuckyLet’s just call this, “The drunk uncle at Easter law”
MaineHonestly, this should be a national law.
It’s how you use it.