One day I may write another book

 I was an overweight child until I was about 16, believe it or not. Over the years I learned how to eat just about anything that I wanted and not gain weight
I have often thought about writing such a guide but the book would only be a couple pages long and it seems 99% of the people want a lotion, potion or a pill.
 Let me tell you, I eat all day every day, G'night