Here it is, play the existing division of the upper-middle-class yuppies & upper class as well as the entire lower class trailer park dwellers.
Your slogan? "We're going to make America rich again". I, as president, am going to do away with "fractional reserve banking" (He/she would be dead before the inauguration), we're going to bring All the jobs back to America. (While there's some poor slob making car parts for a cheese sandwich and Americans want $30 an hour) We're going to put a stop to big Pharma. (While drug abuse keeps most happy, working and docile plus creates jobs across the board)
We're going to create a country where the GDP is no longer based on consumer spending. (Like enough people even realize this and can even follow this post) We're going to stop these cover-up drugs that hide HIV so that they can no longer be more easily passed between our citizens. (People no longer see the commercials and think it's gone while getting infected after 1 too many beers after an LGBT parade and being bi-curious)
We're going to "actually" educate children in our public schools. (What? That may have gone too far) And finally, we're going to give all you jackasses the latest iPhone every year.(People around the world can have entire conversations yet not one of them can spell a word bigger than their name and not a one can write a discernable paragraph)
If you're going to bullshit, GO BIG or go home.
