Monday, August 13, 2018

I was asked my opinion about Christianity

 I'll have to condense this as I have things to do and the topic has no variables to the "devout".

 I believe you are among the most confused groups of people that walk the planet and here's why > 


 First off, my Lutheran grade school and my Catholic high school plus its preachers, teachers, priests and pastors taught me that "God is Everything". Ok

 Is He an orange, yes - is He dog poop, no - Is He you, yes - Is He Islam, no - Is He your "x", no - Is He Trump, no - Is He porn, no - Is He love, yes - is He hate, no, on and on and on until I get a headache!

 Basically, He's whatever the speaker of Christianity favors and He's not what the speaker dislikes or can't fathom

 Ok

 What is the correct book to see the true God?

 Answer: Depending on how one distinguishes a different Bible version from a revision of an existing Bible version, there are as many as 50 different English versions of the Bible. The question then arises: Is there really a need for so many different English versions of the Bible? The answer is, of course, no, there is no need for 50 different English versions of the Bible. This is especially true considering that there are hundreds of languages into which the entire Bible has not yet been translated. At the same time, there is nothing wrong with there being multiple versions of the Bible in a language. In fact, multiple versions of the Bible can actually be an aid in understanding the message of the Bible.

 Wholly shit, I'm sorry I asked.

 Why is it that I had never seen Christians and the Jewish community unit and hold hands before ISIS? Don't answer, screw it.

 If the Bible is the correct book then why has it gone through so many revisions?

 Are we the only living beings in the universe?

 I use to be asked was I ready for the 2nd coming of the Lord to which I answered, "Where in the hell did he go"?

 Why is there always a white Jesus painting in the churches when he was Jewish?

 I believe in God and I curse him out from time to time, care to tell me I'm going to hell? Whatever happened to being honest?

 There are 10 commandments and if I text you a picture of my private area, there's no sin, not in the commandments.

 Do priests that molest little boys go to hell? What if they beg forgiveness after each event?

 *Remember, God is everything! *Until you disagree with it or dislike it.

 Are Blacks going to heaven?, What about Geechies?

 Are American soldiers doing God's work as they kill in battle?

If there was "nothing" here before God and now there is "sin", God must have brought it with him,. Do you agree?

 My puppy is "supposedly" not going to heaven because he has no soul (Nor my Blackfoot Indian ancestors because they didn't read your book) but you actually think I'd wish to be held hostage in a heaven with you pasty faced hypocrites? My puppy is most likely 10 times more loyal than you, more trusted and honest than you and has never told a lie or cheated in a relationship. (Also, physics dictates there is no tomorrow and therefore there is no time or place for a heaven "after death")
Can you say that?




 *I may have ruffled some feathers but a true Christian's spirit teaches him or her to forgive and forget *It's not that they actually do it but this allows them to take an imaginary "greater stance" than the common man because they are better than the rest.

 *Don't feel left out, "All organized religions are full of shit"!


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